How to Become Batman Without Buying the Suit

Superman Personalized Action Figure

Superman Personalized Action FigureWho hasn’t wanted to be a super hero? For me it’s Batman — I love the idea of brooding on a roof, even if I do live in a ranch. It hasn’t been lack of Bruce Wayne’s money that’s kept me from bulking up, it’s a lack of desire to do things like lift weights and eat right.

Now, though, people like me can become super heroes, or at least see themselves in the body of one. Just upload two pictures of yourself to Personalised Superhero Action Figures and they’ll send you back an action figure of you in the guise of Batman, Batgirl, Superman, Wonder Woman or, if you’re not a good guy, the Joker. The cost is $127.49, plus delivery from the UK, and you’ll have to wait three weeks to impress your friends.

No word on whether you’ll be able to put your face on a Steve Jobs doll, but I wouldn’t hold my breath.

Hat Tip: Gizmodo
Photo: Firebox


One Response to “How to Become Batman Without Buying the Suit”

April 13, 2012 at 4:23 pm, ProtoBytes said:

Funny choice of ‘Super Hero’ names… For the sick and demented individuals whom commit various acts of violence aginst children, Batman or ‘BAD MAN’ is something a parent might hear thier child talking about…

It’s the child deffensive mechinism of the brain to protect the developing mind from having to deal with the ‘BAD MAN’.

Other then that; I would talk to the DARPA and your local Military officals about obtaining a ‘Nanosuit’. There are many combat suits which really do enable the Soldijure wearing it to have ‘Super Natural’ abilities just like featured in the XBOX game CryEngen. Do some research on Nano Flowers, Nanotubes, and composit basalt woven fabrics (made of Iron and Hard Rocks composited and extruded into a fiber which can be further enhanced with nanotechnology)

Face it the invisible people are real…the Batman’s of the world have forced thier creation…

Personally I have spent hours throwing weapons ‘Shurkin’ at the invisible man in my room, watching it be deflected like only a martial arts expert could do convincingly enough to have me belive I lack the ability to throw a long pointed object (screw driver) and have it allways penitrate a cardboard box… Which I can without a doubt…

How Bazzar!!! I wonder what the invisible people watch me do anyhow? And an invisible woman? Like they would have the least bit of interest in a moron like me…

For me, my B-Day suit is my super suit, I wear in private and hope the invisible people aren’t watching…


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